Rozmowy rolowane:P

[Gardło Sobie Podrzynam Dibler]

Heh nudziło mi się expienie w Tibii, więc postanowiłem sobie urozmaicić transakcję handlową, stylizując język na nieludzki Umieściłem ten temat w Innych bo twórczośc ani handel to to raczej nie jest. Wyjaśniam niekumatym, że Orcish Bowman to ja

20:57 Captain Runester: i sell 9 diamonds and 4 rubies
20:57 Orcish Bowman: how maz i helpz you humanz?
20:57 Orcish Bowman: hmm
20:57 Captain Runester: hahah nice role playing
20:57 Orcish Bowman: whatz iz zour offerz humanz?
20:58 Orcish Bowman: for one shiny ztone
20:58 Captain Runester: hhmmm lets see....
20:58 Captain Runester: lol 200 gps?
20:58 Orcish Bowman: thiz iz a faizr prize in ourz land humanz
20:58 Captain Runester:
20:58 Orcish Bowman: whzere are youz humanz?
20:59 Captain Runester: Kazordoon, sir orc
20:59 Orcish Bowman: hmm missa leavz in orcish landzzzz
21:00 Orcish Bowman: and wahtz iz zour offerz for red stonez humanz?
21:00 Captain Runester: uummm... 300 a piece maybe?
21:00 Orcish Bowman: ztill therz humanz?
21:01 Captain Runester: yes master orc
21:01 Orcish Bowman: so ho muzh it will is for allz stonez?
21:01 Orcish Bowman: orcs dont like mathzzzzz
21:01 Captain Runester: hhmm
21:01 Orcish Bowman: mahz suzck azz
21:01 Captain Runester: hahah
21:01 Orcish Bowman: eXeVo cOn
21:02 Captain Runester: hmmm im thinking
21:02 Orcish Bowman: fazt humanz
21:02 Orcish Bowman: thinkz hurtz
21:02 Captain Runester: it comes out to 3k exactly
21:03 Orcish Bowman: wzat bout 2.9 touazezns humanz?
21:03 Captain Runester: Yes sir
21:04 Orcish Bowman: You comez to a stinkyz huamnz plaze called thaiZ
21:05 Orcish Bowman: Willz you travelz oz you arez in scaryz?
21:05 Captain Runester: hahahah i can travel sure
21:05 Orcish Bowman: zo i ll juzt come fromz my houze in ancient templez
21:06 Orcish Bowman: you humanz de... de... depoz
21:06 Captain Runester: hahahah ok master orc, im on my way
21:06 Orcish Bowman: huamnz languazzz suzk
21:06 Captain Runester: excuse me master orc, but i only have 8 diamonds not 9 so ill drop the price to 2.7k
21:06 Captain Runester: hahah
21:07 Orcish Bowman: affiremetivezzzz
21:07 Orcish Bowman: but thatzz trying to trickzzz orc mazta
21:07 Orcish Bowman: you will loze oneo fingerz
21:07 Captain Runester: hahahah
21:07 Orcish Bowman: for datz
21:08 Orcish Bowman: mazta weitzz in teopezt floor in topez towerz of depoz
21:09 Captain Runester: But of course master orc
21:10 Captain Runester: I have just left the city of the Dwarves master orc.
21:10 Orcish Bowman: you miza uze utana hurzzzzzz
21:10 Captain Runester: i havent just used haste orc, but great haste
21:11 Orcish Bowman: youz humanz knowz zzery power spellz
21:11 Captain Runester:
21:12 Orcish Bowman: orcz needzz shiny stonezz
21:12 Orcish Bowman: thatzz meanzz me arezz ztrong
21:12 Captain Runester: And I bring to thee.
21:13 Orcish Bowman: yeeezzzz myy prezioooouzzzzzzzzzzzzz
21:13 Captain Runester: hahahahahah
21:13 Captain Runester: that was classic
21:14 Orcish Bowman: humanz no uzze suzh ztrange wordzzz
21:14 Captain Runester: hahahah I am in Thais master orc
21:14 Orcish Bowman: ill be therzz in damonmentzz
21:14 Orcish Bowman: mizza buyzz arrowzz
21:15 Captain Runester:
21:15 Orcish Bowman: mazta comezz to theeeeeee
21:15 Orcish Bowman: You see Orcish Bowman. He will be banned for extensive annoying tutors
21:15 Orcish Bowman: what that meanzz humanzzz
21:15 Orcish Bowman: its ztrangeee
21:15 Captain Runester: =/
21:17 Orcish Bowman: thzz huamnz
21:17 Orcish Bowman: now mazta post that onn forum
21:17 Captain Runester:

[Khan]

Dat vas grjit, Mastja Orkj. Pljis vrajit mor posts lajkk dat. Uij uontt mor! Uij uontt mor!

Lordd ov Trols.

[Ashlon]

Hehehe kiedys na forum tibia.gery.pl bylo cos podobnego, ale gosc udawal krasnoludka Ciagle hicks! i inne wstawki w stylu Hail emperor! or something Gratz za zabawe i tym samym ozywaniu forum

[Gardło Sobie Podrzynam Dibler]

Dobra dodam jeszcze zakończenie jakby ktoś się interesował

21:18 Orcish Bowman: huamnz wll be famouzz on orcss forumzzz
21:19 Captain Runester: hahahah I appreciate it master orc.
21:19 Orcish Bowman: how spelzz safirez huamnz?
21:19 Captain Runester: Saphire i belive master orc
21:20 Orcish Bowman: If huamnz ever gett theeeze azk for mazta orc
21:20 Captain Runester: Yes sir.
21:27 Orcish Bowman: http://www.tibia.pl/forum/showthread...637#post115637 thiz izz the adrezz if you arezz interested humanzzz
21:27 Orcish Bowman: but you wontzzz understanzdzd our orcish languagezzzz
21:27 Captain Runester: But of course master orc
21:27 Captain Runester: hahah
21:28 Orcish Bowman: waitinzz forr mine answerzz of mine greatzz orczzz zity
21:28 Captain Runester:
21:29 Captain Runester: farewell for now master orc
21:29 Captain Runester: I must get going, but i hope we meet again farewell.
21:29 Orcish Bowman: farewellzz

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