19:54 Wyat: If you have any news about the whereabouts of that blade, report it to me
19:59 Frodo: Nothing more than a tale for warriors.
20:00 Gorn: I would pay thousands of gold coins for this weapon.
20:04 Chester Kahs: We are surrounded by myths, living and dead. How can someone doubt that there IS something like Excalibugsomewhere?
20:05 Lynda: This fabled weapon was lost in ancient times. If someone found it, this person would be nearly invincible.
20:06 Baxter: Gorn and I searched for this weapon in the darkest corners of each dungeon, but found nothing.
20:06 Bozo: I am not foolish enough to believe in the existence of this weapon.
20:08 King Tibianus: It's the sword of the kings. If you could return this weapon to me I would reward you beyond your dreams.
EEEeee..
20:09 Mati the Guard: sell excalibug
20:09 King Tibianus: Sell? Sell what? My kingdom isn't for sale!
Cos z innej beczki:
20:12 Benjamin: I can't remember that someone named like that lives here.
20:13 Elane: A weapon of myth. I don't believe that this weapon exists.
20:16 Muriel: The enchantements on this weapon must be awesome.
Na razie tyle.
Edit: Napisałem "na razie;]"
20:27 Oswald: It's beyond all doubt that certain sinister elements in our city have certain knowledge about this myth.
20:30 Gregor: Many brave warriors died on the quest to find that fabled weapon. << eee.. trudno, raz sie zyje
20:32 Marvik: Even in my visions, I couldn't get any enlightenment about the whereabouts of this weapon of legend.
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20:34 Quentin: Legends tell us that that Excalibug is a gift of the gods. Banor used in his battles. They say it was passed on to one of hisfollowers.
Hehe, ciekawe czy na rooku cos wiedza;D
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Lol, teraz zobaczyłem, że wszystko(albo prawie wszystko) co tu zamiescilem, juz było.
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Ten Bozo to jakiś dziwny...
22:13 Mati the Guard: Gulp.
22:16 Mati the Guard: hi
22:16 Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Mati the Guard!
22:16 Mati the Guard: cyclops
22:16 Bozo: How many eyes does a cyclops have? ... One for each IQ point of their opponents!
22:16 Mati the Guard: elves
22:16 Mati the Guard: beholders
22:16 Bozo: Why are beholders so ugly? ... Because their mom and dad were beholders, too!
22:17 Mati the Guard: elf
22:17 Mati the Guard: dragon
22:17 Bozo: Why do dragons breathe fire? ... They ate too many sorcerers in chili sauce!
22:17 Mati the Guard: demon
22:17 Bozo: Why are the experienced heroes quicker than others? ... The demons love fast food!
22:18 Mati the Guard: minotaur
22:18 Bozo: What do all little minotaurs want to become when they are grown-ups? ... Cowboys, of course!
22:18 Mati the Guard: orc
22:18 Bozo: Why do orcs have green skin? ... They ate at Frodo's!
22:18 Mati the Guard: troll
22:18 Bozo: Why do trolls live underground? ... Because on the ground there are so many PKs!
22:19 Mati the Guard: rat
22:19 Bozo: Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate!
22:19 Mati the Guard: dog
22:19 Bozo: Are we talking about Noodles?
22:19 Mati the Guard: yes
22:19 Mati the Guard: sheep
22:19 Mati the Guard: deer
22:19 Mati the Guard: snake
22:20 Mati the Guard: excalibug
22:20 Bozo: I am not foolish enough to believe in the existence of this weapon.
22:20 Mati the Guard: bug
22:20 Mati the Guard: wolf
22:20 Bozo: Why do the wolves howl? ... Hey, if you're online that long you can't help but behave that way!
22:20 Mati the Guard: shaman
22:20 Mati the Guard: king
22:20 Bozo: Nah, no jests about His Royal Highness.
22:20 Mati the Guard: queen
22:21 Bozo: How did he do that??
22:21 Mati the Guard: hi
22:21 Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Mati the Guard!
22:21 Mati the Guard: hi zev
22:21 Zevus on honera:
22:21 Mati the Guard: rat
22:21 Bozo: Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate!
22:21 Zevus on honera: move
22:21 Zevus on honera: i wanna try somthg
22:21 Zevus on honera: say bye
22:21 Mati the Guard: ?
22:21 Mati the Guard: bye
22:21 Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!
22:21 Zevus on honera: hi
22:21 Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Zevus on honera!
22:21 Zevus on honera: scarub
22:21 Zevus on honera: ghoul
22:21 Bozo: Where do the ghouls buy their robes? ... In a Boooohtique!
22:21 Zevus on honera: m
22:21 Zevus on honera: mummie
22:21 Zevus on honera: mummies
22:21 Zevus on honera: necromancers
22:22 Zevus on honera: job
22:22 Bozo: I am the royal jes ... uhm ... the royal tax-collector! Do you want to pay your taxes?
22:22 Zevus on honera: yes
22:22 Bozo: Come back, when you have enough money.
22:22 Zevus on honera:
22:22 Mati the Guard: wait
22:22 Zevus on honera: cave rat22:22 Bozo: Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate!
22:22 Zevus on honera: demon
22:22 Bozo: Why are the experienced heroes quicker than others? ... The demons love fast food!
22:22 Zevus on honera: dragon
22:22 Bozo: Why do dragons breathe fire? ... They ate too many sorcerers in chili sauce!
22:22 Zevus on honera: dragon lor
22:22 Zevus on honera: dragon lorD
22:22 Bozo: Why do dragons breathe fire? ... They ate too many sorcerers in chili sauce!
22:22 Zevus on honera: orc
22:22 Bozo: Why do orcs have green skin? ... They ate at Frodo's!
22:22 Zevus on honera: frodo
22:23 Zevus on honera: king
22:23 Bozo: Nah, no jests about His Royal Highness.
22:23 Zevus on honera:
22:23 Zevus on honera: zevus on honera
22:23 Zevus on honera: bozo
22:23 Bozo: Thats me: Bozo, the jester!
22:23 Zevus on honera: fuck
22:23 Zevus on honera:
oo
22:23 Zevus on honera: lion
22:23 Zevus on honera: beholder
22:23 Bozo: Why are beholders so ugly? ... Because their mom and dad were beholders, too!
22:23 Mati the Guard: hey
22:23 Mati the Guard: maybe
22:23 Zevus on honera: behemoth
22:24 Zevus on honera: wolf
22:24 Bozo: Why do the wolves howl? ... Hey, if you're online that long you can't help but behave that way!
22:24 Zevus on honera: bear22:24 Zevus on honera: exevo con mort
22:24 Zevus on honera: baxter
22:24 Zevus on honera: starsky
22:24 Zevus on honera: hutch
22:24 Zevus on honera: noodles
22:24 Bozo: Hey, the little one is almost as funny as me!
22:25 Zevus on honera: huhu
22:25 Mati the Guard: crab!
22:25 Zevus on honera: crav
22:25 Zevus on honera: crab
22:25 Mati the Guard: >..>>>> monkey?
22:25 Zevus on honera: monkey
22:25 Zevus on honera: kongra
22:25 Mati the Guard: I think no new monsters..
22:25 Zevus on honera: crocidile
22:25 Mati the Guard: only old
22:25 Zevus on honera: elephant
22:25 Mati the Guard: spider!
22:25 Zevus on honera: cyclops
22:25 Bozo: How many eyes does a cyclops have? ... One for each IQ point of their opponents!
22:25 Mati the Guard: spider
22:26 Zevus on honera: spider
22:26 Bozo: Why did the spider cross the road? ... Because it ... oh you already know this one!?
22:27 Mati the Guard: weapon
22:27 Zevus on honera: weapon
22:27 Bozo: Do you want to buy a 'mace of the fury' for 250 gold?
22:27 Mati the Guard: yes
22:27 Zevus on honera: yes
22:27 Bozo: Come back, when you have enough money.
22:27 Mati the Guard: ;D
22:27 Mati the Guard: time for, log, cya zevus
22:27 Zevus on honera: fuck u
22:27 Zevus on honera: bye mati
22:27 Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!
22:27 Zevus on honera: hi
22:27 Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Zevus on honera!
22:27 Zevus on honera: dog
22:27 Bozo: Are we talking about Noodles?
22:26 Bozo: I actually know some spells! Do you want to learn how to 'lessen your load' for 200 gold?
22:26 Zevus on honera: light
22:26 Bozo: You don't know what offer you have passed!
22:26 Zevus on honera: light
Baj baj.